I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ate ashes out of my bong
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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