How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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