Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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