Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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