Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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