somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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