operation harelip BJ is a go
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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