Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
How's work?
Spinning.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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