at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
