another moral hangover. fuck.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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