THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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