No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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