Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
