He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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