Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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