Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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