I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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