i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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