I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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