Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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