okay pat passed out under dana's car
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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