i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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