Sponge bath it is.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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