His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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