Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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