We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
