lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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