I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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