i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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