there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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