So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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