Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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