it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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