You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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