You can't special order awesome
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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