glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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