did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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