No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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