I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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