so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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