I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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