I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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