seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
