like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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