Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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