You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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