Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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