I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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