I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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