You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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