They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Randomize
