Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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