I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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