We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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