he wants to bone in the snuggie
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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