You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
