Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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