i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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